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foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

fuckisonyobiscuit:

well

sparkafterdark:

If I make a pun about Shakespeare’s writing  would it be a word on plays or a play on words?

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

thealbinoweave:

these will be my wedding vows

thealbinoweave:

these will be my wedding vows

wakeuptothesound:

if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
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the-mispookyvous-loki:

gingeronastick:

ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

image

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

dude holy shit you’re right.

IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

buttodenkirk:

sociaL JUSTCIe BLoggre ?????? nnOO NNNNoonn nnn !!!! LOOK AT PERSON .. ……HOW DARE THEY CARE ABOUT THIGN!!!!!!! NNO WROGN NO NEVER NO NO WRONG bloge

starsandbars3:

she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her